The Car Accident
Thirteen year old Roger Clementine was driving this afternoon when his car collided with John Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith and his wife Melba's car, resulting in a horrific crash on Slaughter Lane. "The car came out of nowhere," recalls Clementine. "I'm not quite sure of what happened because I was caught up in the song I was singing, but I feel terrible." J. Smith was immediately taken to University Medical Center Breckenridge with an injured head and is now in critical condition. Luckily, his wife was unharmed with the exception of bloody nose. "As soon as I saw John's bleeding head I called an ambulance," M. Smith said. "He's been in critical condition for hours, and I'm terrified." Clementine only suffered minor cuts to his face an was released from the hospital shortly. However, he isn't in the clear yet, for police began to investigate the situation. "We have found out Clementine was driving withou...